So what do we make of that Turkish act?

( Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Fri 29 May 2009, 21:40, archived)

a kebab

( Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Fri 29 May 2009, 21:41, archived)

I hear you!
..It'll be the same again, same as each year.
The Germans will give 12 points to Poland and the old Commie states will vote for one another.
And Graham Norton's shit, somebody please shut him up.
( Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Fri 29 May 2009, 21:42, archived)

If I'm in tomorrow night, and it's looking good as I've NO WORK and A SORE BACK, I'm going to do my Eurovision routine all over your big fat TV viewing.
Saying that, Team Handsome wanted to go out for the Cup Final.
I'm in a quandary.

I DO like football and drinking and shouting HERE PET at the women. But I also hate my sore back.
Oh woe is me.
I won't take any advice given seriously as it might involve getting a takeaway.
( Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Fri 29 May 2009, 21:45, archived)

if you stay in you may get the chance to play dull thread bingo, for prizes

( mongychops, Fri 29 May 2009, 21:48, archived)

what prizes?

( rosalicious i fucking love youve been framed, Fri 29 May 2009, 21:48, archived)

prizes, proper ones and that

( mongychops, Fri 29 May 2009, 21:52, archived)

id like some carpet

( rosalicious i fucking love youve been framed, Fri 29 May 2009, 21:53, archived)

i'm not sure that will be avalible to be honest

( mongychops, Fri 29 May 2009, 21:56, archived)

im constantly gypped

( rosalicious i fucking love youve been framed, Fri 29 May 2009, 21:56, archived)

sod off, it's only online bingo on a forum
i'm not providing carpet, whatever next, elephant eggs or summat
( mongychops, Fri 29 May 2009, 21:59, archived)

haha elephant eggs eh
you'd even have trouble providing a fucking invisible pizza
( rosalicious i fucking love youve been framed, Fri 29 May 2009, 22:01, archived)

www.jammastergeordie.com/2008/04/jmgs-official-new-gameshow-wobble-bingo.html
( Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Fri 29 May 2009, 21:48, archived)

this will be real bingo, the numbers will be posted in dull threads, it will either all kick off or be great times
i don't give a toss either way, great times
( mongychops, Fri 29 May 2009, 21:51, archived)

HOUSE

( vladimir, Fri 29 May 2009, 21:50, archived)

steady on there, we haven't started yet and i will suffer no false calls young man

( mongychops, Fri 29 May 2009, 21:52, archived)

:(
does this mean I haven't won the fruit basket?
( vladimir, Fri 29 May 2009, 21:54, archived)

you haven't even got your ticket yet
silly fool
( mongychops, Fri 29 May 2009, 21:55, archived)

Fucking hell
I bet you sit in the bath surrounded by LUSH products and will then sit in front of the sofa in a big white bath robe with a face pack on.

Man the fuck up, JMG.
( Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Fri 29 May 2009, 22:04, archived)

Delightful
(Get it? :D)
( Fluzzy namby-pamby pudding and pie, Fri 29 May 2009, 21:41, archived)

I don't.
:(
( Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Fri 29 May 2009, 21:43, archived)

Oh JMG,
even my dad would get that, and he lives in Sunderland.
( Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Fri 29 May 2009, 21:44, archived)

jmg was born in sunderland, his mum is from gateshead

( mongychops, Fri 29 May 2009, 21:46, archived)

Gateshead isn't offensive.
Try Middlesbrough.
( Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Fri 29 May 2009, 21:46, archived)

Hartlepool?

( Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Fri 29 May 2009, 21:48, archived)

I know a girl from Hartlepool. A nurse.
Gosh she's lovely. She's in Australia now, fucking a kangaroo no doubt.
Lovely girl.
( Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Fri 29 May 2009, 21:51, archived)

I quite like Hartlepool marina,
there's a very good East Asian restaurant there, called The Lotus Garden.
( Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Fri 29 May 2009, 21:52, archived)

I've never been to said Marina.
:(
Perhaps one day I'll sail at it.
( Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Fri 29 May 2009, 21:58, archived)

i've never been to these places i'm unaware of the offence, south shields?

( mongychops, Fri 29 May 2009, 21:49, archived)

All your buzz words are all located on Tyneside, so far.
Asides the obvious "Sunderland".
:(
( Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Fri 29 May 2009, 21:52, archived)

Billingham
Stockton
( Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Fri 29 May 2009, 21:53, archived)

Getting in to inbreeding, down there.
Careful!
( Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Fri 29 May 2009, 21:54, archived)

Pity Me
Lanchester
Seaham
( Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Fri 29 May 2009, 21:56, archived)

Blythe
Boldon
Washington New Town
( Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Fri 29 May 2009, 21:58, archived)

I know a girl from Blyth.
Loud.
( Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Fri 29 May 2009, 21:59, archived)

Chester-le-Street

( Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Fri 29 May 2009, 22:05, archived)

i will study the atlas then, it doesn't appear to work like london, where we hate everybody

( mongychops, Fri 29 May 2009, 21:54, archived)

What is he some kind of vigilante?

( Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Fri 29 May 2009, 21:46, archived)

some kind.
I hear he's been trying to kill the local rabbits with his air rifle lately. And failing, because they run off whenever he shouts "yee haw!"
( Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Fri 29 May 2009, 21:47, archived)

He's fitting in with the locals, there.
You really should look in to getting him out of there. If you do indeed love the man.
( Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Fri 29 May 2009, 21:48, archived)

I've tried my best to convince him it is no place to be,
but he has resolved to stay.
( Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Fri 29 May 2009, 21:49, archived)

Oh Jammy :(

( Fluzzy namby-pamby pudding and pie, Fri 29 May 2009, 21:50, archived)

:(

( Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Fri 29 May 2009, 21:53, archived)

i don't trust the turks, stab you in the thighs from behind

( mongychops, Fri 29 May 2009, 21:42, archived)

I can make a brooch, a hat etc..

( JessAction Give me all your expensive brandy and hubcaps., Fri 29 May 2009, 21:42, archived)

I think the games up and everyone knows that they're violent greek hating racist thugs.
It doesn't fool me JMG.
( Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Fri 29 May 2009, 21:42, archived)

I just hope it doesn't stay in Moscow next year.
That Russian act was shit, MoT.
( Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Fri 29 May 2009, 21:43, archived)

greek leeds
( CowJam, Fri 29 May 2009, 21:45, archived)

they do bloody good pizzas though

( Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Fri 29 May 2009, 21:48, archived)

one thing those Turkish can do
and that is act

/may contain Turkish Star Wars
( chuff monkey I AM him, Fri 29 May 2009, 21:42, archived)

I reckon moohala must actually be a really masculine bloke who downs pints and can fix a lawnmower
because you've definitely turned into a shirt-lifting fudgepacking raving mincing queer, JMG.
( Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Fri 29 May 2009, 21:44, archived)