What you need,
is one of these.
( monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Tue 5 Jul 2005, 12:52, archived)

Spazmo
that's a spaz and a mo.

You're like a spaz who goes up to men belming and asks them for hot bumsex.

And gets it.
( Goatworrier had your mum and she was shit, Tue 5 Jul 2005, 12:55, archived)