You know
I dont think I've started a single thread today.

I just cant think of anything interesting enough to justify it.

*pokes newt in the eye with badgers cock*
( Goatworrier had your mum and she was shit, Tue 5 Jul 2005, 12:49, archived)

What you need,
is one of these.
( monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Tue 5 Jul 2005, 12:52, archived)

Spazmo
that's a spaz and a mo.

You're like a spaz who goes up to men belming and asks them for hot bumsex.

And gets it.
( Goatworrier had your mum and she was shit, Tue 5 Jul 2005, 12:55, archived)

Never stopped you before.

( Fenris temporary Lazarus, Tue 5 Jul 2005, 12:52, archived)

Good point well made
*rims*
( Goatworrier had your mum and she was shit, Tue 5 Jul 2005, 12:54, archived)

pfft

many a true word spoken in jest.
( Enigmatic ™                 Voice No More                  ©, Tue 5 Jul 2005, 12:54, archived)

Oh I see
all coming out of the woodwork to stab me in the eye now eh ?
( Goatworrier had your mum and she was shit, Tue 5 Jul 2005, 12:56, archived)

I'm your Venus,
I'm your fire, your desire.

Now if you could help me down from this mountaintop, I'm getting a bit giddy.
( Flapjack I spay a little mare for you, Tue 5 Jul 2005, 12:53, archived)

*generic insult to your sexuality*
*probably involving hairy manbums*
( Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Tue 5 Jul 2005, 12:57, archived)