BOOMSHANKA

( Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Sat 30 May 2009, 3:43, archived)

SHANKASHANKASHANKAURWOMB!
etc.
( custard, Sat 30 May 2009, 3:45, archived)

*mingecringe*

( TFD is sporting this season's finest necropants, Sat 30 May 2009, 3:52, archived)

*mingesyringe*

( custard, Sat 30 May 2009, 4:02, archived)

*stuffs a trident missile up your jap*

( TFD is sporting this season's finest necropants, Sat 30 May 2009, 4:06, archived)

*stuffs a speculum for whales up your clunge butter factory*

( custard, Sat 30 May 2009, 4:11, archived)

b3ta.com/talk/6173428
( TFD is sporting this season's finest necropants, Sat 30 May 2009, 4:15, archived)

oh dear
does that mean I've just been squished to death?

"hoisted by your own petard" just doesn't cover the irony of that one...
( custard, Sat 30 May 2009, 4:20, archived)

*swishes you*

( TFD is sporting this season's finest necropants, Sat 30 May 2009, 4:21, archived)

*is swished*
dunno what that means, but it sounds intimate in a platonic way and thus is right up my street.

(one consequence of my condition, and having had it for so long [nearly 20 years], is genophobia; intimacy [kissing; hugging is much more appealing than playing hide the sausage).
( custard, Sat 30 May 2009, 4:31, archived)