just get a cat, how could you possibly fuck up cat ownership?

( well, Sat 30 May 2009, 18:35, archived)

My last cat developed a taste for brains
I have that effect on animals. Plus cats are hardly ever made of robot parts.
( Imhotep is Invisible - Consider this a divorce, Sat 30 May 2009, 18:38, archived)

my cat has got a microchip in it

( mongychops, Sat 30 May 2009, 18:46, archived)

Awesome
How far away from home can it travel before its head explodes?
( Imhotep is Invisible - Consider this a divorce, Sat 30 May 2009, 18:48, archived)

it can't travel anywhere, i nailed it's back paws to the floor

( mongychops, Sat 30 May 2009, 18:49, archived)

yank up the floorboards and take it on a skiing trip

( Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Sat 30 May 2009, 19:09, archived)