5000 DULL POSTS!
Today I went and stared at a Roomba. I can't afford a Roomba because Roombas are for people with money. I would like one because I am not responsible enough to own a real pet myself. I have fat hands and would probably break my pet when I went to stroke it by dropping it out of a window.

What's the sexiest thing in your life at the moment?
( Imhotep is Invisible - Consider this a divorce, Sat 30 May 2009, 18:34, archived)

just get a cat, how could you possibly fuck up cat ownership?

( well, Sat 30 May 2009, 18:35, archived)

My last cat developed a taste for brains
I have that effect on animals. Plus cats are hardly ever made of robot parts.
( Imhotep is Invisible - Consider this a divorce, Sat 30 May 2009, 18:38, archived)

my cat has got a microchip in it

( mongychops, Sat 30 May 2009, 18:46, archived)

Awesome
How far away from home can it travel before its head explodes?
( Imhotep is Invisible - Consider this a divorce, Sat 30 May 2009, 18:48, archived)

it can't travel anywhere, i nailed it's back paws to the floor

( mongychops, Sat 30 May 2009, 18:49, archived)

yank up the floorboards and take it on a skiing trip

( Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Sat 30 May 2009, 19:09, archived)

My new monitor/tv
it's got a nice red gradient on the fascia
( magnum, Sat 30 May 2009, 18:39, archived)

Fascianating!

( Imhotep is Invisible - Consider this a divorce, Sat 30 May 2009, 18:50, archived)

bingo

( mongychops, Sat 30 May 2009, 18:40, archived)

The fact that Zattoo worked first time tonight.

( WHARRGARBL, Sat 30 May 2009, 18:42, archived)

my grey bobbly bra and huge stained slightly damp pants

( rosalicious i fucking love youve been framed, Sat 30 May 2009, 18:48, archived)

I'm covered in stains too!
If I were a king I'd be Henry the Filth
( Imhotep is Invisible - Consider this a divorce, Sat 30 May 2009, 18:49, archived)

I bet youve got a fanny like a week old big mac

( Mykeyboy A massive, salty filing cabinet, Sat 30 May 2009, 19:00, archived)

im not having sex with you

( rosalicious i fucking love youve been framed, Sat 30 May 2009, 19:07, archived)

:(

( Mykeyboy A massive, salty filing cabinet, Sat 30 May 2009, 19:24, archived)

My really sexy pullparrot corkscrew.
www.auxplaisirsdebacchus.com/images/products/259.jpg
( mike woz ere 7442200 & 7696970 getter, Sat 30 May 2009, 18:52, archived)

bingo?

( mongychops, Sat 30 May 2009, 18:54, archived)

I'm out tonight but I would have loved to have been part of these great forum banter unoffensive times.

( mike woz ere 7442200 & 7696970 getter, Sat 30 May 2009, 19:01, archived)

The prospect of beer and curry
then probably more beer then probably making pixels appear on here.
( wotofco pissing in your swimming pool, Sat 30 May 2009, 19:01, archived)

Yay!
That is a sexy combination. So sexy I think I'll get going now for some beer and curry of my own. Ta ta!
( Imhotep is Invisible - Consider this a divorce, Sat 30 May 2009, 19:04, archived)

I have a Roomba for all of these reasons.
It's some kind of ace.
( Taylorcamb, Sat 30 May 2009, 19:18, archived)

my Roomba.
part vacuum cleaner, part pet.
( Batsgirl, Sat 30 May 2009, 19:24, archived)