Did I say it was my penis?

( Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Tue 5 Jul 2005, 13:19, archived)

You couldn't do it with Mykey's...
...his has got a hole in it at the side like biros do to prevent chokage.
( Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Tue 5 Jul 2005, 13:25, archived)

I wouldn't like to be his cleaner

( Enigmatic ™                 Voice No More                  ©, Tue 5 Jul 2005, 13:26, archived)

You'd need to wear waders to get through...
...the fast food packages and moist, slightly warmm used hankies.
( Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Tue 5 Jul 2005, 13:32, archived)

*bleaches*

( Wicca'd Witch needs ideas for a new sig on..., Tue 5 Jul 2005, 13:34, archived)

Only after she's picked up all of the above...
....does she then bleach all the surfaces.
( Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Tue 5 Jul 2005, 13:37, archived)