NOoooooooooooooooooo!!!!!
*pens suicide note*
www.digitaljesters.co.uk/index.php?txtShow=product&ref=33
( Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Tue 5 Jul 2005, 12:56, archived)

penis suicide?

( Jadeviper was still alive on, Tue 5 Jul 2005, 12:58, archived)

I tried choking myself to death with it once,
but reconsidered at the last moment.
( Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Tue 5 Jul 2005, 13:09, archived)

ALWAYS...
....that one vertebrae stopping you bending enough eh?
( Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Tue 5 Jul 2005, 13:12, archived)

Did I say it was my penis?

( Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Tue 5 Jul 2005, 13:19, archived)

You couldn't do it with Mykey's...
...his has got a hole in it at the side like biros do to prevent chokage.
( Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Tue 5 Jul 2005, 13:25, archived)

I wouldn't like to be his cleaner

( Enigmatic ™                 Voice No More                  ©, Tue 5 Jul 2005, 13:26, archived)

You'd need to wear waders to get through...
...the fast food packages and moist, slightly warmm used hankies.
( Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Tue 5 Jul 2005, 13:32, archived)

*bleaches*

( Wicca'd Witch needs ideas for a new sig on..., Tue 5 Jul 2005, 13:34, archived)

Only after she's picked up all of the above...
....does she then bleach all the surfaces.
( Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Tue 5 Jul 2005, 13:37, archived)

cutting it off
and eating it woud have been a little drastic. Why not have a wank whilst strangling yourself instead?

/michael hutchence
( Dirty Bob hasn't been here for ages, Tue 5 Jul 2005, 13:20, archived)

I hope for his sake
it was a bloody good wank.
( Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Tue 5 Jul 2005, 13:21, archived)

it was
to die for, apparently.
( Dirty Bob hasn't been here for ages, Tue 5 Jul 2005, 13:22, archived)

I think
that if you dont buy it, it wont be able to annoy you.
( Goatworrier had your mum and she was shit, Tue 5 Jul 2005, 12:59, archived)

It will annoy me every time I go into Game...
....with little chavvy kids begging their mum and mum's boyfriend for it.
( Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Tue 5 Jul 2005, 13:03, archived)

Really now
Aren't you someone's mum's boyfriend?
( Newington, Tue 5 Jul 2005, 13:04, archived)

Don't be pedantic /edit or argumentative
Just let me enjoy my utter hypocrisy and snobbery rants in peace.
( Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Tue 5 Jul 2005, 13:07, archived)

I very nearly responded to that with
"I'm not being pedantic, I'm being argumentative."

Then I did.
( Newington, Tue 5 Jul 2005, 13:09, archived)

Is that response
pedantic or argumentative?
( Flapjack I spay a little mare for you, Tue 5 Jul 2005, 13:14, archived)

That response is pedantic.
The original response was argumentative, not pedantic (I wasn't arguing about the details of anything, just objecting to what he wrote.)
I can't believe I'm having this conversation.
( Newington, Tue 5 Jul 2005, 13:15, archived)

I can.
Easily.
( Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Tue 5 Jul 2005, 13:20, archived)

You wouldn't be you if you weren't.


I think.
( Flapjack I spay a little mare for you, Tue 5 Jul 2005, 13:23, archived)

I may be going out on a limb here,
but I don't think that that will be one of the better games released this year.
( monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Tue 5 Jul 2005, 13:07, archived)

How can you say that?
"Over 8 playable characters including the one and only Crazy Frog and unlock many more!"

I wonder what noise his car will make...
( Dirty Bob hasn't been here for ages, Tue 5 Jul 2005, 13:15, archived)

I wonder if they'll have to give it a 15 Certificate,
due to gratuitous frog willy.
( monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Tue 5 Jul 2005, 13:21, archived)

frogs have penises?
why didn't my government shelter me from this information? My life is besmirched forever!

Seriously..kids probably just think frogs have black rectangular cocks.
( Dirty Bob hasn't been here for ages, Tue 5 Jul 2005, 13:25, archived)

8 playable characters...
....including crazy frog...


...who are the others I'm Mad Me Sparrow?
Mildly Eccentric Ocelot?
( Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Tue 5 Jul 2005, 13:24, archived)

schizo the squirrel?
March Hare?
Jeremy Beadle?
( Dirty Bob hasn't been here for ages, Tue 5 Jul 2005, 13:26, archived)

I'll wager good money
that you'll get Sweetey the Chick and Nessie the Dragon, along with 5 other "favourites" from the Jamster downloads.

Sounds like heaven...
( monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Tue 5 Jul 2005, 13:29, archived)

I think you'll find it's "Over 8 playable characters..."
8.5? 9? 12?

Fuckwits.
( Johnny Catfish - Yowsa!, Tue 5 Jul 2005, 13:29, archived)

10 million

( comrade yannovski and then, of course, there was the schnapps monkey, Tue 5 Jul 2005, 13:35, archived)

Can't wait for all THOSE ringtones
to hit the streets...
( Johnny Catfish - Yowsa!, Tue 5 Jul 2005, 13:43, archived)

Fuck!
Their use of plethora is amusing, though.
( Bob Todd whee, Tue 5 Jul 2005, 13:37, archived)