cutting it off
and eating it woud have been a little drastic. Why not have a wank whilst strangling yourself instead?

/michael hutchence
( Dirty Bob hasn't been here for ages, Tue 5 Jul 2005, 13:20, archived)

I hope for his sake
it was a bloody good wank.
( Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Tue 5 Jul 2005, 13:21, archived)

it was
to die for, apparently.
( Dirty Bob hasn't been here for ages, Tue 5 Jul 2005, 13:22, archived)