open your oven door
and put it on full blast
(PsychoChomp, Sun 31 May 2009, 10:54, archived)

Good lateral thinking, here.
And women are naturally drawn to kitchens...
( Dr Preference AjcuiVd289, Sun 31 May 2009, 10:55, archived)

I think I like the way it is at the moment,
we wouldn't appreciate it as much if it was hot and sunny all year round.
Just look at the aussies
(PsychoChomp, Sun 31 May 2009, 11:04, archived)

Morning sir

( Madam Marlboro wonders if you've found her yet, Sun 31 May 2009, 11:05, archived)

Word up homez,
I burped this morning and it smelt of chicken kebab,
I thought you'd want to know that.
(PsychoChomp, Sun 31 May 2009, 11:06, archived)

It was a very good kebab though
In other news WORMULUS IS A GIRL
( Madam Marlboro wonders if you've found her yet, Sun 31 May 2009, 11:07, archived)

He is and DG was too much of a wuss to give me an arm wrestle
Did I miss any drama?
(PsychoChomp, Sun 31 May 2009, 11:08, archived)

None at all
Just more drunken banter
( Madam Marlboro wonders if you've found her yet, Sun 31 May 2009, 11:09, archived)

Shame,
I was hoping for an athma attack at the very least.
I overslept on my train and had to get a taxi from northampton, stupid.
(PsychoChomp, Sun 31 May 2009, 11:10, archived)

I would resent this...
but I love cooking - so I can't.
I can however - call you a chauvinistic sexist pig. :)
love and fluffles.
(Poppet some assembly required., Sun 31 May 2009, 11:05, archived)

You see, no woman can overpower my manly logic.
Now what's for dinner?
( Dr Preference AjcuiVd289, Sun 31 May 2009, 11:06, archived)

She's austrailian,
so sausages or steak.
(PsychoChomp, Sun 31 May 2009, 11:07, archived)

I'm a vegetarian.
So pasta with antipesto, topped with crumbled fetta.
(Poppet some assembly required., Sun 31 May 2009, 11:10, archived)

Foodstuff illiteracy
poor skills :(
( wotofco pissing in your swimming pool, Sun 31 May 2009, 11:13, archived)

ehhh not really fussed to be honest.
I cook to eat, not to worry about how I spell what I'm making :)
(Poppet some assembly required., Sun 31 May 2009, 11:14, archived)

Make me some pissa then

( wotofco pissing in your swimming pool, Sun 31 May 2009, 11:17, archived)

make it yourself you lazy minge
love and fluffles.
(Poppet some assembly required., Sun 31 May 2009, 11:19, archived)