He's a widower, you nob,
That means his wife is dead.
( Esme Weatherwax I swear on my tash it's daycent hash, Sun 31 May 2009, 11:26, archived)

Ohhhh. ok then.

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Sun 31 May 2009, 11:29, archived)

Haha
www.theregister.co.uk/2009/05/29/russian_firecrackers/
( Esme Weatherwax I swear on my tash it's daycent hash, Sun 31 May 2009, 11:30, archived)

Hah
I'm pictureing the firecracker like a cartoon stick of TNT, jammed right down the jappy.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Sun 31 May 2009, 11:33, archived)

*winces*

( Batsgirl, Sun 31 May 2009, 11:36, archived)

COCK ROOOCKKKKEEETTTTT!
( Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Sun 31 May 2009, 11:39, archived)