My plumber is called Dennis

( Major Turd for tonight only, Sun 31 May 2009, 12:56, archived)

It's good that Les has a trade to fall back on now that Amanda's left him and his career's disappeared.

( Dr Preference AjcuiVd289, Sun 31 May 2009, 12:56, archived)

What about Gnasher?

( Mykeyboy A massive, salty filing cabinet, Sun 31 May 2009, 12:57, archived)

He's dead.
They had to have him put down after he started compulsively eating gravel.
( Dr Preference AjcuiVd289, Sun 31 May 2009, 12:58, archived)