Do you reckon Mario could beat Sonic at backgammon?
news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/northern_ireland/8073845.stm
( Dr Preference AjcuiVd289, Sun 31 May 2009, 12:49, archived)

Short answer
No.

Long answer.

No, what a stupid question.
( Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Sun 31 May 2009, 12:50, archived)

How do you go from Ninja Vs Pirate
to IRA Vs. Taliban?

*shoots TV execs*
( Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Sun 31 May 2009, 12:51, archived)

Useless Student Cunts Vs Useless TV Cunts!
*commissions*
( Dr Preference AjcuiVd289, Sun 31 May 2009, 12:57, archived)

After friday I'm done being a useless student.
Then I can go on to be a useful tax payer.
( Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Sun 31 May 2009, 12:58, archived)

aren't you planning to stay on to do a phd?
what part of that is taxed?
( minimum fuss - an all time favourite, Sun 31 May 2009, 13:01, archived)

The h.

( Dr Preference AjcuiVd289, Sun 31 May 2009, 13:02, archived)

He doesn't have to know that.
Thanks for ruining the game.
( Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Sun 31 May 2009, 13:03, archived)

Yes,
since he's just an all round better guy.
( Major Turd for tonight only, Sun 31 May 2009, 12:52, archived)

So how come if he's a plumber he doesn't have a polish name?
Like Mr Sheen, or something.
( Dr Preference AjcuiVd289, Sun 31 May 2009, 12:54, archived)

His name is actually mariusz,
but people kept spelling it wrong.
( Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Sun 31 May 2009, 12:55, archived)

My plumber is called Dennis

( Major Turd for tonight only, Sun 31 May 2009, 12:56, archived)

It's good that Les has a trade to fall back on now that Amanda's left him and his career's disappeared.

( Dr Preference AjcuiVd289, Sun 31 May 2009, 12:56, archived)

What about Gnasher?

( Mykeyboy A massive, salty filing cabinet, Sun 31 May 2009, 12:57, archived)

He's dead.
They had to have him put down after he started compulsively eating gravel.
( Dr Preference AjcuiVd289, Sun 31 May 2009, 12:58, archived)

Haha.
I can just picture the isrealis showing that the palistinians and them going "Blimey, fuck....ermmm.... I didn't realise. I'm.... ok mate, let me buy you a drink, sorry."
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Sun 31 May 2009, 12:57, archived)

You sicken me with your enjoyment of the evil campaign waged against the innocent peace-locing peoples of Palestine.

( Mykeyboy A massive, salty filing cabinet, Sun 31 May 2009, 13:00, archived)

ENTER NEW CHALLANGER.....
THE MONTY PYTHON FOOT !
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Sun 31 May 2009, 13:00, archived)

WHAT?

( Dr Preference AjcuiVd289, Sun 31 May 2009, 13:05, archived)

Instead of people fighting, they'll do it vertualy, and that's how they'll work out who is the winner of fights.

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Sun 31 May 2009, 13:12, archived)

well, the IRA never crashed an aeroplane into a skyscraper
so, I know who I'd place my money on.
( minimum fuss - an all time favourite, Sun 31 May 2009, 13:03, archived)

Neither did the Taliban.

( Dr Preference AjcuiVd289, Sun 31 May 2009, 13:05, archived)

good point

( minimum fuss - an all time favourite, Sun 31 May 2009, 13:07, archived)

I know.

( Dr Preference AjcuiVd289, Sun 31 May 2009, 13:08, archived)

it's a pretty long shot that they'll manage not only to fly an aeroplane into a skyscraper again, and an even longer one that that paticular skyscraper would be full of the IRA

( Lightguy hail satan, Sun 31 May 2009, 13:06, archived)

Are there many skyscrapers in Manchester?

( Dr Preference AjcuiVd289, Sun 31 May 2009, 13:07, archived)

Womb scrapers, yes

( Mykeyboy A massive, salty filing cabinet, Sun 31 May 2009, 13:19, archived)