So, how would you kill Dave?

( Esme Weatherwax I swear on my tash it's daycent hash, Sun 31 May 2009, 18:04, archived)

Trimble or Cameron?

( Dr Preference AjcuiVd289, Sun 31 May 2009, 18:04, archived)

B3tard the r3tard.

( Esme Weatherwax I swear on my tash it's daycent hash, Sun 31 May 2009, 18:05, archived)

But you can kill those two too.

( Esme Weatherwax I swear on my tash it's daycent hash, Sun 31 May 2009, 18:06, archived)

I'd lock him in SickRik's sex dungeon

( minimum fuss - an all time favourite, Sun 31 May 2009, 18:05, archived)

What would this dungeon contain?

( Esme Weatherwax I swear on my tash it's daycent hash, Sun 31 May 2009, 18:06, archived)

for the sake of my sanity
I dread and refuse to think about it
( minimum fuss - an all time favourite, Sun 31 May 2009, 18:07, archived)

lo fu
( Boris Johnson's Press Secretary, Sun 31 May 2009, 18:07, archived)

I'd make him have sex with [insert female b3tans name here]
and he'd kill himself with shame moments after.
( Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Sun 31 May 2009, 18:06, archived)

I'd threaten to beat him up
then fake an asthma attack.
( Wicca'd Witch needs ideas for a new sig on..., Sun 31 May 2009, 18:08, archived)

Oh, you WOULD do that.
You're always at that.
( Esme Weatherwax I swear on my tash it's daycent hash, Sun 31 May 2009, 18:08, archived)

That does sound like your M.O.

( nick the greek, Sun 31 May 2009, 18:09, archived)

haha

( Madam Marlboro wonders if you've found her yet, Sun 31 May 2009, 18:09, archived)

I do it all the time. I can't help myself.

( Wicca'd Witch needs ideas for a new sig on..., Sun 31 May 2009, 18:12, archived)

You mean like when you said you were coming here?
I'm APPALLED and HUMILIATED.
( Druid, Sun 31 May 2009, 18:15, archived)

I don't have asthma, I'm a nawty liar.

( Wicca'd Witch needs ideas for a new sig on..., Sun 31 May 2009, 18:20, archived)

You're worse that Hitler.

( Druid, Sun 31 May 2009, 18:22, archived)

lock him in a room with sexface

( Azra3l Lubrication Persuasion and Brute Force ™, Sun 31 May 2009, 18:08, archived)

I wouldn't
I think letting him come to the conclusion, aged 84, after battling painfully with cancer for years, that his entire life had been devoid of meaning, that his wife had been fucking other men for decades, that his kids hated him and that he'd contributed nothing to humanity at all, would be punishment enough.
( Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Sun 31 May 2009, 18:08, archived)

Hardcore.

( Esme Weatherwax I swear on my tash it's daycent hash, Sun 31 May 2009, 18:09, archived)

Slow burner.
Love it.
( Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Sun 31 May 2009, 18:09, archived)

Fails on the instant gratification

( Madam Marlboro wonders if you've found her yet, Sun 31 May 2009, 18:10, archived)

Casserole ain't got nothing on me

( Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Sun 31 May 2009, 18:11, archived)

Which Dave are we killing this time Dave?

( nick the greek, Sun 31 May 2009, 18:09, archived)

i'd do it softly with my song

( Lightguy hail satan, Sun 31 May 2009, 18:10, archived)

is your song the resonant frequency of his liver?

( Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Sun 31 May 2009, 18:14, archived)

it's known to induce cranial hemorrhages and permanent deafness

( Lightguy hail satan, Sun 31 May 2009, 18:20, archived)

You're Celine Dion, aren't you

( Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Sun 31 May 2009, 18:23, archived)

Run him over.

(PsychoChomp, Sun 31 May 2009, 18:12, archived)

Refuse to open the pod bay doors

(PsychoChomp, Sun 31 May 2009, 18:13, archived)

pfft

( scott,, Sun 31 May 2009, 18:15, archived)

I'm glad someone got that,

(PsychoChomp, Sun 31 May 2009, 18:16, archived)

*click*

( Azra3l Lubrication Persuasion and Brute Force ™, Sun 31 May 2009, 18:17, archived)

ahthankyew

(PsychoChomp, Sun 31 May 2009, 18:20, archived)

winky winky bum bum poo poo titty titty

( Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Sun 31 May 2009, 18:17, archived)

HELLO.
How the fuck are you?
( Esme Weatherwax I swear on my tash it's daycent hash, Sun 31 May 2009, 18:18, archived)

I AM FUCKING GREAT
I've been making tunes again now my computer is spanky wonderful and working properly

HOW THE FUCKING CUNT ARE YOU?
( Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Sun 31 May 2009, 18:19, archived)

I'M FUCKING GRAND
I saw lots of lovely rabbits, and now I MUST HAVE the dog on telly now. I want a fucking dog, it's not fair.
( Esme Weatherwax I swear on my tash it's daycent hash, Sun 31 May 2009, 18:21, archived)