get fucked up on PCP, cut your cock off and stick a cactus up your arse

( Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 1:00, archived)

I thoght that stuff made you invincible?

( Wildheart Baby. Drunken Mess In A Good Way, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 1:02, archived)

Your subdermal slow release capsule hasn't depleted yet.
When you sober up, you will find that you have no arms, no face, and you are about to lose enough blood to pass out.
( Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 1:04, archived)

I'm not sure how I'd do anytihng without arms.

( Wildheart Baby. Drunken Mess In A Good Way, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 1:09, archived)

Hello
you bizarre sex tourist.
( wotofco pissing in your swimming pool, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 1:02, archived)

hello you steaming pile of radioactive sexy
had anything to eat recently that you'd like to discuss? any particularly memorable cups of tea, anything like that?
( Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 1:06, archived)

I ate today
twice. I'd love to release more details.
( wotofco pissing in your swimming pool, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 1:08, archived)