I don't live in cumbria.
I have been out walking for six miles though, seeing two bats in the twilight.
( Wildheart Baby. Drunken Mess In A Good Way, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 1:07, archived)

I don't live in Cumbria
I have also seen bats.
Marry me?
( wotofco pissing in your swimming pool, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 1:10, archived)

bollocks have you seen bats
you don't even know what a bat is you fat cretin

you make me fucking SICK you do
( Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 1:13, archived)

I do, they look like men with costumes on.

( Wildheart Baby. Drunken Mess In A Good Way, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 1:14, archived)

Fuck you
I seen a bat fingering your dad in the ass.
( wotofco pissing in your swimming pool, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 1:15, archived)

blimey
I .. er .. don't suppose you've got any photos of it have you? just for, y'know, research and that
( Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 1:20, archived)

I can reconstruct it
using MS Paint. I think /board might be interested.
( wotofco pissing in your swimming pool, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 1:22, archived)

bats are fucking worse
when they fly into your face as you innocently cycle home pissed
(MightyX5 living on a small island on, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 1:15, archived)

I'm already planning the recpetion.
Naked dancers and dancing vicars.
( Wildheart Baby. Drunken Mess In A Good Way, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 1:14, archived)

What's
Waling?

Isn't that illegal?
( Black Moon Not cracked, I'm all up to be., Mon 1 Jun 2009, 1:12, archived)

Due-ly edited.

( Wildheart Baby. Drunken Mess In A Good Way, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 1:13, archived)