I've been in Cumbrian pubs
all the day long.
Why haven't you, you fucking loser?
( wotofco pissing in your swimming pool, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 1:06, archived)

I can't answer your question, as I am a winner.

( Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 1:07, archived)

Aids lottery?

( Wildheart Baby. Drunken Mess In A Good Way, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 1:12, archived)

I wasn't in Cumbria.
Is the simple answer.
( Black Moon Not cracked, I'm all up to be., Mon 1 Jun 2009, 1:07, archived)

I don't live in cumbria.
I have been out walking for six miles though, seeing two bats in the twilight.
( Wildheart Baby. Drunken Mess In A Good Way, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 1:07, archived)

I don't live in Cumbria
I have also seen bats.
Marry me?
( wotofco pissing in your swimming pool, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 1:10, archived)

bollocks have you seen bats
you don't even know what a bat is you fat cretin

you make me fucking SICK you do
( Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 1:13, archived)

I do, they look like men with costumes on.

( Wildheart Baby. Drunken Mess In A Good Way, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 1:14, archived)

Fuck you
I seen a bat fingering your dad in the ass.
( wotofco pissing in your swimming pool, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 1:15, archived)

blimey
I .. er .. don't suppose you've got any photos of it have you? just for, y'know, research and that
( Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 1:20, archived)

I can reconstruct it
using MS Paint. I think /board might be interested.
( wotofco pissing in your swimming pool, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 1:22, archived)

bats are fucking worse
when they fly into your face as you innocently cycle home pissed
(MightyX5 living on a small island on, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 1:15, archived)

I'm already planning the recpetion.
Naked dancers and dancing vicars.
( Wildheart Baby. Drunken Mess In A Good Way, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 1:14, archived)

What's
Waling?

Isn't that illegal?
( Black Moon Not cracked, I'm all up to be., Mon 1 Jun 2009, 1:12, archived)

Due-ly edited.

( Wildheart Baby. Drunken Mess In A Good Way, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 1:13, archived)

Working.
See, mine is a genuine excuse.
( Major Turd for tonight only, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 1:08, archived)

because FUCK YOU, CUNT

( Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 1:08, archived)

SHOVE IT RIGHT UP YOUR FOO FOO

( wotofco pissing in your swimming pool, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 1:12, archived)

i'm not in cum brie ah

( (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 1:08, archived)

Shush
you shrivelled bellend.
( wotofco pissing in your swimming pool, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 1:13, archived)

i can smell your loneliness, it's like rotten beef

( (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 1:16, archived)

That's not my loneliness
that's some rotten beef.
Fucking hell, you'd have to be a right mong to get those two mixed up.
( wotofco pissing in your swimming pool, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 1:20, archived)

I've been in a pub, but not a Cumbrian one.
And I was working there, not boozing.

Does that count?
( The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 1:09, archived)

Two jobs?

( Wildheart Baby. Drunken Mess In A Good Way, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 1:16, archived)

Well, a steady long-term one and a whole string of temporary shorter-term ones.

( The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 1:17, archived)

How does the search for well paid employment go?

( Wildheart Baby. Drunken Mess In A Good Way, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 1:19, archived)

I may well be starting the best-paid job I've ever had in about a week.
It's a school-leaver's job, but what with it being on the night-shift and in the freezers, it pays better than most graduate roles. And although it's across the county border, it's a total piece of piss to get to.
( The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 1:23, archived)

Excellent to hear.
I wish you hearty congratulations.
( Wildheart Baby. Drunken Mess In A Good Way, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 1:31, archived)