The screw that holds my glasses together.
Bastard.
( Major Turd for tonight only, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 1:21, archived)

I gained a few pounds.
:(
( Major Turd for tonight only, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 1:23, archived)

I was walking around
with duct tape around mine for about a week. All psyched up to get a new pair (this scrip is well over 4 years old), I walked into the Doc-in-the-box at the WalMart Supercenter (hooray evil megacorps!), selected affordable yet stylish frames, took them to the counter, learned the price of the lenses, woke up from the ministroke I suffered as a result, and calmly yet despondently asked for an adjustment to my current pair instead.
(blinkin the merrily misanthropic IT gremlin, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 1:42, archived)

I love the NHS.
Free lenses and frames.
( Wildheart Baby. Drunken Mess In A Good Way, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 1:44, archived)

Too bad we can't have that here
Haven't ya heard, it's SOCIALISM *gasp**horrors*
(blinkin the merrily misanthropic IT gremlin, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 1:45, archived)

Shocking stuff.

( Wildheart Baby. Drunken Mess In A Good Way, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 1:51, archived)

Quite
And a shame too. It's terrible that a large portion of the human race is so willing to be ruled by fear.
(blinkin the merrily misanthropic IT gremlin, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 2:02, archived)

Gosh

( wotofco pissing in your swimming pool, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 1:45, archived)

Golly
and gee willikers
(blinkin the merrily misanthropic IT gremlin, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 1:46, archived)