I've lost 3 stone and now I'm all silph-like and fucking sexy.
What have you lost?
( NobbyNobody 21 years a b3tan, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 1:18, archived)

A hand.
At poker.
( mike woz ere 7442200 & 7696970 getter, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 1:19, archived)

my wristwatch up cowfoot's dad's bottom

( Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 1:21, archived)

He's very regular now
ta
( wotofco pissing in your swimming pool, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 1:29, archived)

pfffft

( Wildheart Baby. Drunken Mess In A Good Way, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 1:29, archived)

The screw that holds my glasses together.
Bastard.
( Major Turd for tonight only, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 1:21, archived)

I gained a few pounds.
:(
( Major Turd for tonight only, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 1:23, archived)

I was walking around
with duct tape around mine for about a week. All psyched up to get a new pair (this scrip is well over 4 years old), I walked into the Doc-in-the-box at the WalMart Supercenter (hooray evil megacorps!), selected affordable yet stylish frames, took them to the counter, learned the price of the lenses, woke up from the ministroke I suffered as a result, and calmly yet despondently asked for an adjustment to my current pair instead.
(blinkin the merrily misanthropic IT gremlin, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 1:42, archived)

I love the NHS.
Free lenses and frames.
( Wildheart Baby. Drunken Mess In A Good Way, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 1:44, archived)

Too bad we can't have that here
Haven't ya heard, it's SOCIALISM *gasp**horrors*
(blinkin the merrily misanthropic IT gremlin, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 1:45, archived)

Shocking stuff.

( Wildheart Baby. Drunken Mess In A Good Way, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 1:51, archived)

Quite
And a shame too. It's terrible that a large portion of the human race is so willing to be ruled by fear.
(blinkin the merrily misanthropic IT gremlin, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 2:02, archived)

Gosh

( wotofco pissing in your swimming pool, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 1:45, archived)

Golly
and gee willikers
(blinkin the merrily misanthropic IT gremlin, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 1:46, archived)

4 stone

( Lightguy hail satan, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 1:22, archived)

That just means you were fatter than me to start with.

( NobbyNobody 21 years a b3tan, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 1:22, archived)

i would like to see your maths.

( Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 1:23, archived)

Oh!
La sir!
( NobbyNobody 21 years a b3tan, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 1:24, archived)

a stone ad two pounds.
In a month.
( Wildheart Baby. Drunken Mess In A Good Way, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 1:22, archived)

Eee
That's not healthy
( NobbyNobody 21 years a b3tan, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 1:23, archived)

he needed it..

( Azra3l Lubrication Persuasion and Brute Force ™, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 1:24, archived)

hahaha
bastard
( Wildheart Baby. Drunken Mess In A Good Way, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 1:27, archived)

Hi, i'm az.. pleased to meet you..

( Azra3l Lubrication Persuasion and Brute Force ™, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 1:31, archived)

*touches nose*
*points at you*
( Wildheart Baby. Drunken Mess In A Good Way, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 1:38, archived)

i269.photobucket.com/albums/jj44/JQB5150/awesome.jpg
( Azra3l Lubrication Persuasion and Brute Force ™, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 1:41, archived)

Oh man.
That is awesome.
( Wildheart Baby. Drunken Mess In A Good Way, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 1:43, archived)

I've been eating less fattening stuff and exercising.
I've been eating food, honestly sir.
( Wildheart Baby. Drunken Mess In A Good Way, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 1:25, archived)

i win weight loss trumps!

( Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 1:24, archived)

Oddly my body fat percentage went up by part of a percentage in the last week.

( Wildheart Baby. Drunken Mess In A Good Way, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 1:28, archived)

about two pounds a week,
since i started really trying not to lose weight, after i lost a stone in a fortnight, by accident :(
( Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 1:23, archived)

I'd like to lose my mess up your poo pipe

( Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 1:24, archived)

i would put on a few pounds per shot!

( Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 1:44, archived)

Did someone cutt of a limb?

( Wildheart Baby. Drunken Mess In A Good Way, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 1:26, archived)

Miscarriage?
awww
( wotofco pissing in your swimming pool, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 1:28, archived)

Fucking hell, a 14 pound baby.
Talk about a melon though a keyhole.
( Wildheart Baby. Drunken Mess In A Good Way, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 1:29, archived)

This is SSG's vag
it's cavernous.
( wotofco pissing in your swimming pool, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 1:32, archived)

Lke that scene in Pythons meaning of life,
Where the baby drops on the floor.

"oh get that would you"
( Wildheart Baby. Drunken Mess In A Good Way, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 1:39, archived)

swans

( (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 1:23, archived)

All interest in your tedious, self-obsessed meanderings
you fat cunt.
( wotofco pissing in your swimming pool, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 1:24, archived)

My fair Nordic complexion.
Now I'm starting to look more like a boiled lobster.
( The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 1:24, archived)

I'm teaching a Norwegian why Newcastle is shit.

( Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Mon 1 Jun 2009, 1:27, archived)

The team or Town?

( Wildheart Baby. Drunken Mess In A Good Way, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 1:28, archived)

Town and people.

( Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Mon 1 Jun 2009, 1:29, archived)

Oh.
So that's why you never came to my birthday.
( Wildheart Baby. Drunken Mess In A Good Way, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 1:30, archived)

I've been busy recently.
I'll do a mega tour of the real world of b3ta after the 17th
( Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Mon 1 Jun 2009, 1:31, archived)

I like the sound of this.

( Wildheart Baby. Drunken Mess In A Good Way, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 1:37, archived)

I don't have a house lined up so I'll put my stuff in storage and couch surf.

( Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Mon 1 Jun 2009, 1:41, archived)

Hangin' ten in ur houses.

( Wildheart Baby. Drunken Mess In A Good Way, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 1:45, archived)

Norway is shite
/half-Danish geordie blog
( wotofco pissing in your swimming pool, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 1:35, archived)

Danish ancestory in the long distant past.
We should get married.
( Wildheart Baby. Drunken Mess In A Good Way, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 1:40, archived)