my girlfriend has stumbled in drunk
and passed out on the sofa.
what should i do?
( Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 2:12, archived)

Help her into bed.
Failing that, some kind of blanket.
( Wildheart Baby. Drunken Mess In A Good Way, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 2:15, archived)

sensible and done.
i also shat in a pillow and left it near her.
( Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 2:28, archived)

Stuff a condom filled with soft cheese up her arse.

( Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 2:16, archived)

How would you get soft cheese up there?

( Wildheart Baby. Drunken Mess In A Good Way, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 2:18, archived)

It's a mystery.

( Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 2:24, archived)

felch out the nigger come from her rectum

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