Candles.
Gay?
( Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Mon 1 Jun 2009, 1:57, archived)

Oh for sure.

( Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 1:58, archived)

Oh and, JMG's Fault:
www.vivapixel.com/media/4422800421/me_1242747590_losing.jpg
( Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 1:59, archived)

Get in!

( Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Mon 1 Jun 2009, 2:00, archived)

my girlfriend has stumbled in drunk
and passed out on the sofa.
what should i do?
( Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 2:12, archived)

Help her into bed.
Failing that, some kind of blanket.
( Wildheart Baby. Drunken Mess In A Good Way, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 2:15, archived)

sensible and done.
i also shat in a pillow and left it near her.
( Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 2:28, archived)

Stuff a condom filled with soft cheese up her arse.

( Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 2:16, archived)

How would you get soft cheese up there?

( Wildheart Baby. Drunken Mess In A Good Way, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 2:18, archived)

It's a mystery.

( Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 2:24, archived)

felch out the nigger come from her rectum

( (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 2:38, archived)

It depends how many inches up another man's arse they are.
Daddy says it's only gay if you go past 3 inches.
( mike woz ere 7442200 & 7696970 getter, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 1:58, archived)

depends on the candle
scented = gay
normal light providing ones = not gay
( TBL I posted this on, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 1:58, archived)

I use scented candles but only to mask the smell of gay sex.

( mike woz ere 7442200 & 7696970 getter, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 2:01, archived)

Double negative there

( Major Turd for tonight only, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 2:02, archived)

I rest my case

( TBL I posted this on, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 2:02, archived)

In a powercut?

( Wildheart Baby. Drunken Mess In A Good Way, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 1:58, archived)

A real man would smell his way through the darkness.

( mike woz ere 7442200 & 7696970 getter, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 1:59, archived)

I was going to post something very similar to that.
*pisses on your head*
( Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 2:00, archived)

You can smell electricity?

( Wildheart Baby. Drunken Mess In A Good Way, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 2:00, archived)

This makes no sense.
It was nice of you to contribute though.
( mike woz ere 7442200 & 7696970 getter, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 2:02, archived)

As in fusebox.
But still.
( Wildheart Baby. Drunken Mess In A Good Way, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 2:06, archived)

I really don't think it matters whether you can find the fusebox or not in a powercut.
I'm no electrician though.
( mike woz ere 7442200 & 7696970 getter, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 2:08, archived)

This is troubling.
How can you charge those poor householders for electrical work, you are worse than a cowboy.
( Wildheart Baby. Drunken Mess In A Good Way, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 2:17, archived)

Yes,
or Jewish.
( Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Mon 1 Jun 2009, 1:59, archived)

Gay, until the power goes off.
Or this simple formula: scented = gay
( Major Turd for tonight only, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 1:59, archived)

light

( (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 2:02, archived)