I got my old record player out of the loft yesterday and tried my hand at scratching.
It sounded awful. But I did enjoy listening to my LP of the Un Homme Et Une Femme soundtrack.
( baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 8:52, archived)

SHIT UP A HORSE.

( baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 8:53, archived)

SHOOT UP A HEARSE

( manolith hooray for me, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 9:15, archived)

SHOUT TIL YOU'RE HOARSE

( Theoban What of it, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 9:25, archived)

SLATE TILE A HOUSE

( manolith hooray for me, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 9:29, archived)

SHIT TAIL ON HORSE

( Captn Hood-Butter is not dead yet., Mon 1 Jun 2009, 9:38, archived)