MOTHER OF CHRIST THIS IS SO CUNTING EARLY. Hello various talk members. Plans for the day? List form, please

( TonyUNDERSCORE from the Internet, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 8:49, archived)

Recording a Richardless podcast.

( baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 8:50, archived)

I got my old record player out of the loft yesterday and tried my hand at scratching.
It sounded awful. But I did enjoy listening to my LP of the Un Homme Et Une Femme soundtrack.
( baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 8:52, archived)

SHIT UP A HORSE.

( baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 8:53, archived)

SHOOT UP A HEARSE

( manolith hooray for me, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 9:15, archived)

SHOUT TIL YOU'RE HOARSE

( Theoban What of it, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 9:25, archived)

SLATE TILE A HOUSE

( manolith hooray for me, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 9:29, archived)

SHIT TAIL ON HORSE

( Captn Hood-Butter is not dead yet., Mon 1 Jun 2009, 9:38, archived)

record his contribution by editing together things he has said in other podcasts

( manolith hooray for me, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 9:03, archived)

Crimping.
*crimps*
( Undulating Tentacles of Love getting fun down to acceptable levels, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 8:51, archived)

Complete journey to work,
go to work, day dream til 5, go home, drink vodka in the sunshine whilst topping up my sunburn.
( Blue Star was working part time at the 5 and Dime, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 8:51, archived)

work
wank
work
wank
work.....
( Captn Hood-Butter is not dead yet., Mon 1 Jun 2009, 8:51, archived)

Get littlest spam up
have breakfast
do washing
hang washing out
fold and put away repeat x 5
go to work
come home
have tea
bathe children and self
Bed
( Mrs Sp@m, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 8:52, archived)

HOLY CRAP
I've just weighed myself and as of today I have now lost exactly TWO STONES!! YAYYYYYYYYYYYY!

But why can't I tell yet :(
( Mrs Sp@m, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 8:53, archived)

Count your limbs.

( Undulating Tentacles of Love getting fun down to acceptable levels, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 8:55, archived)

1...2...3..4...
SHIT! What the fuck is that extra arm doing growing out my side
( Mrs Sp@m, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 9:02, archived)

Well done!
You'll be able to tell. I'm sure people who haven't seen you for a while will be able to tell.
( Blue Star was working part time at the 5 and Dime, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 8:55, archived)

Come to think of it my other mother in law did say I looked well the other week
I usually took that to mean you've added a few pounds though.
( Mrs Sp@m, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 8:58, archived)

Congratulations :)
I'm sure other people can tell. I'm also sure you have clothes that are now looser.
( Fluzzy namby-pamby pudding and pie, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 8:55, archived)

Well I've just been a got THE jeans out
I can fasten them now but I need to lose a few more pounds before I can wear them without a muffin top.
( Mrs Sp@m, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 8:59, archived)

Shower, dress
Get my children dressed
Drop syz and our son to the barber
Take daughter to the park
Meet syz and son there after they have been groomed
come home for lunch
Drop son to school then watch a coach take him away on a residential trip
Take daughter to cinema
Watch Hannah Montana movie
Come home
Make and serve tea
Pack syz and daughter off to scouting activities
Get a bit misty-eyed at my son being away.
( Fluzzy namby-pamby pudding and pie, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 8:54, archived)

Awww I dread the day my boys go on their first residentials
I won't worry about the older one as much as the younger one because he's an absolute pansy without his mummy.

He'll have a great time though.
( Mrs Sp@m, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 9:01, archived)

EVERYBODY LOVES LISTS

( glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 8:54, archived)

TELL ME YOUR FAVOURITE LISTS

( Undulating Tentacles of Love getting fun down to acceptable levels, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 8:55, archived)

I quite liked Oskar Schindler's one.

( Blue Star was working part time at the 5 and Dime, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 8:59, archived)

i liked that one that had all the items

( manolith hooray for me, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 9:08, archived)

*tilts over to one side*

( Fluzzy namby-pamby pudding and pie, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 8:56, archived)

I read that as tits
:(
( Pickle Fairy is clumsily dancing away this fear, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 8:58, archived)

If you like

( Fluzzy namby-pamby pudding and pie, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 9:01, archived)

chop chop busy busy work work bang bang

( Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 8:55, archived)

WHOOP WHOOP

( baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 8:57, archived)

hello blamdonkey
I think I pretty much hate all lesbians

except the ones that do porn, obviously
( Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 9:04, archived)

i don't even recognise the concept of lesbians, i think they are just making it all up

( mongychops, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 9:12, archived)

Yallreet guv?

( TonyUNDERSCORE from the Internet, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 9:02, archived)

I TOTALLY HAVE A PROPER COMPUTER WITH ROM AND MEGABYTES AND DRIVE DISKS AND ALL THAT STUFF YES
hello
( Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 9:05, archived)

About time. Anything else new?

( TonyUNDERSCORE from the Internet, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 9:09, archived)

I just shaved my pubes but you probably don't want to know that

( Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 9:11, archived)

chop chop master onion

( manolith hooray for me, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 9:05, archived)

Moaning that I am not out in the sun
Grr.
( Pickle Fairy is clumsily dancing away this fear, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 8:57, archived)

Severe panic
Exam
Mild panic
Sleep
( TFD is sporting this season's finest necropants, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 8:57, archived)

Work
Go home
Do some washing
Do some ironing
May play frisbee in the park if people are up for it
If not I may just read my book in the park.
(PsychoChomp, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 9:08, archived)

Work
Home
Work
Home
Work
Home
Work
Home
Work
Home
Weekend

There you go, plans for the week instead.
( Theoban What of it, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 9:09, archived)

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( mongychops, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 9:09, archived)

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( manolith hooray for me, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 9:11, archived)

if only it was bivvy time, if only

( mongychops, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 9:13, archived)

work for 11 more hours
go home
watch transformers
go to bed
( manolith hooray for me, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 9:13, archived)

I am waiting in all day for a repairman.
It's lovely out and i'd kindof like to go for a cycle but as well as the repairman i'm expecting a delivery so I DON'T KNOW WHAT TO DOOOO.
( Cae1, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 9:33, archived)

other than fish fingers for breakfast.

( Cae1, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 9:34, archived)

JUST SAY NO!
EDIT: I actually suggest danger-wanking.
( The Baroness The Harlot Pimpernel, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 9:37, archived)

Weeping, watching season 5 of House, weeping, cooking dinner, desperately trying to sleep.
I case you hadn't guessed, Baroness did not sleep well last night.

In the microseconds of sleep I had, I dreamt about people breaking into my house to kill my imaginary unborn baby. GOOD TIMES.
( The Baroness The Harlot Pimpernel, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 9:36, archived)

pie
gardening
maths
bike ride
more maths, possibly some programming
pub
folk music

in that order
( spacefish bong!, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 9:43, archived)