Drinking, smoking, shouting, swearing and animal welfare.

( Esme Weatherwax I swear on my tash it's daycent hash, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 12:08, archived)

You're going to make animals smoke, drink and fight?!? SWEET!

( Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 12:10, archived)

NO.
I have dibs on animal welfare, religion, vice and crime.
( baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 12:11, archived)

No fucking way are you allowed have animal welfare.
You'll only eat them all.
( Esme Weatherwax I swear on my tash it's daycent hash, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 12:12, archived)

I'd smash the fucking horses faces in.
Cunts.
I FUCKING HATE YTHEM.
( baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 12:14, archived)

The best thing to smash a horses face in
is a dolphin shovel.
( Captn Hood-Butter is not dead yet., Mon 1 Jun 2009, 12:15, archived)

Or an iron bar.
A horse walks into a bar, and he says ow. It was an iron bar. The barman says "why the long face?" the horse says, "I just walked into an iron bar."
( Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 12:21, archived)

*does tiny queef of joy*
( Captn Hood-Butter is not dead yet., Mon 1 Jun 2009, 12:28, archived)