No, but I think I did get my current girlfriend after I convinced her that her then boyfriend was a raging woofter.

(rnuk http://flickr.com/rnuk, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 12:45, archived)

I'm going to steal your girlfriend.

( Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 12:52, archived)

I believe the customary 'fight for the girl' tradition is
willy battles in a public shower.
(rnuk http://flickr.com/rnuk, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 12:53, archived)

scrap that, I'm stealing your girlfriend's boyfriend.

( Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 12:54, archived)

Did you know this because you were fucking him?

( The Gentleman Bastard waxing lyrical. ©, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 13:04, archived)