I'm guessing it was a child that did it.
or maybe a senile old cunt.
( turb0t, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 12:46, archived)

maybe that little girl who was on You've Been Framed,
who won a prize for being funny and cute.
( Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 12:55, archived)