Of course it isn't.
"I am going to hit the ball."
"I hat the ball."
Oh yeah.
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mike woz ere 7442200 & 7696970 getter, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 13:32,
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Hitler will order the holocaust.
Hatler ordered the holocaust.
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Dr Preference AjcuiVd289, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 13:33,
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Both words have been around since I was a nipper.
That's 20 years. Does it still count as a neologism?
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Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Mon 1 Jun 2009, 13:49,
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I don't think it's about how old it is,
so much as how well accepted it is.
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Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 13:50,
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Etymonline.com notes
"Shat is a humorous past tense form, not etymological, first recorded 18c."
So it's pretty old, but was made up to be funny.
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Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 13:54,
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This.
I know it's not the correct past tense. My dad says it, and I used to find it hilarious when I was little.
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Esme Weatherwax I swear on my tash it's daycent hash, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 13:57,
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