He's not very funny.
I am listening to Slade.
( Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Mon 1 Jun 2009, 15:25, archived)

They're not very good.
I'm drinking Pepsi.

..and so forth.
( Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Mon 1 Jun 2009, 15:26, archived)

I can't disagree with Pepsi.
I have strawberry milk.
( Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Mon 1 Jun 2009, 15:28, archived)

Drinking pepsi
will give me severe stomach pains.
I can only drink coke.
( turb0t, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 15:41, archived)

... what manner of fail are you?

( Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Mon 1 Jun 2009, 15:47, archived)

its no fail
Pepsi is just shit, and poison as far as I'm concerned.
( turb0t, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 15:51, archived)

my great aunt had a fling with noddy from slade, FACT.
she was his Bit of Fluff.
( sleepybinky, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 15:27, archived)

That's cool.
I love Noddy Holder.
( Blue Star was working part time at the 5 and Dime, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 15:29, archived)

one of my other great aunts had early plastic surgery after her gas oven exploded in her face, killing one of her children and severely injuring another.
she was more cool that great aunty kate. she lived in an oldschool terrace back in the day, and in teh day she would do the whole street's laundry and in the night she would do the whole street's baking. she was virtually a WONDERWOMAN
( sleepybinky, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 15:34, archived)