On the beach they are acceptable.
Worn on a cold Scottish winter's morning accompanied by cargo shorts, a wooly hat and scarf and a short sleeved rugby top they should be exterminated.
(thediscokingpin, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 15:58, archived)

No.
On a beach, go barefooted.

On a shingle beach, wear trainers.
( Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Mon 1 Jun 2009, 15:59, archived)

No,
it's too hot. Sandals have their place. It's just not near civilisation.
(thediscokingpin, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 16:05, archived)

No, it's never too hot.
Trainers are designed so that your feet don't sweat like jews in a death camp.
( Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Mon 1 Jun 2009, 16:06, archived)

Maybe you've never been to the beaches I have.

(thediscokingpin, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 16:09, archived)

Maybe you own crap trainers?

( Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Mon 1 Jun 2009, 16:09, archived)

I dont own any trainers,
I only own shoes and weightlifting shoes, which are also leather.
(thediscokingpin, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 16:12, archived)

that sounds like a good plan for self-immolation anyway

( spacefish bong!, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 16:00, archived)

I 'm thinking of the Rugby loving student dolts wondering about my neck of the woods.
The Rah! Rah! Rah! crowd.
(thediscokingpin, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 16:04, archived)

oh them
they've got it coming. come the revolution and all that
( spacefish bong!, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 16:36, archived)