bah
I'd go mad without kids' tv
( Jadeviper was still alive on, Tue 5 Jul 2005, 16:28, archived)

It would appear that you already have
You're talking like a sheep
( Fergburger, Tue 5 Jul 2005, 16:29, archived)

careful
or you'll feel the back of my hand
( Jadeviper was still alive on, Tue 5 Jul 2005, 16:30, archived)

*feels*
*loves it*
( Fergburger, Tue 5 Jul 2005, 16:31, archived)

Cebeebies
is the only thing that we use freeview for.
( Goatworrier had your mum and she was shit, Tue 5 Jul 2005, 16:31, archived)

Hey hey!
Are you ready to play?
( baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Tue 5 Jul 2005, 16:33, archived)

*masturbates*
/obvious
( Goatworrier had your mum and she was shit, Tue 5 Jul 2005, 16:35, archived)

Is it wrong to have bad thoughts about Fizz?

(random lurker 's procrastination society: "100years Motto Free", Tue 5 Jul 2005, 16:42, archived)

CBeebies is the only thing I let my two watch
and we do tend to watch it together. we've also watched the Discovery channel a bit and music channels
( Jadeviper was still alive on, Tue 5 Jul 2005, 16:34, archived)

Mine watches "Finding Nemo" and the songs of Jungle Book
at least 40 times a day.

But she does have very long and complex conversations about them
( Goatworrier had your mum and she was shit, Tue 5 Jul 2005, 16:36, archived)

we also have the Singing Kettle
the Dark Crystal, the Muppet Show, Cinderella and the Rescuers. when those go on they're on all day repeatedly
( Jadeviper was still alive on, Tue 5 Jul 2005, 16:38, archived)

It's very cute
to hear mine ask to watch "Mo-gi"
( Goatworrier had your mum and she was shit, Tue 5 Jul 2005, 16:40, archived)

Finding Nemo runtime = 100mins
100 x 40 = 4000 mins
4000 / 60 = 66.67 hours

Over 66 hours of films every day? Does she own a DeLorean by any chance?
( Fergburger, Tue 5 Jul 2005, 16:40, archived)

If there's one thing worse than a pedant
it's a pedant with a penchant for mathematics.

*bums with a thermos flask covered in vole jizz*
( Goatworrier had your mum and she was shit, Tue 5 Jul 2005, 16:41, archived)

www.b3ta.com/talk/619125

or alternatively:

www.b3ta.com/talk/619139
( Fergburger, Tue 5 Jul 2005, 16:43, archived)