A man I dont know
once asked me if I'd like to come to his house and see his puppies.

There are a lot of strange men in the world.
( Goatworrier had your mum and she was shit, Tue 5 Jul 2005, 16:34, archived)

he could've at least offered you some werthers as well

( glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Tue 5 Jul 2005, 16:35, archived)

Or some hot hairy man cock
right up the wrong un
( Goatworrier had your mum and she was shit, Tue 5 Jul 2005, 16:37, archived)

I wouldn't have settled for anything less than bumsex.

( Comma, Tue 5 Jul 2005, 16:37, archived)

I bet the day you're legal
you'll turn into a nun.
( Goatworrier had your mum and she was shit, Tue 5 Jul 2005, 16:38, archived)

And stick myself up people's cunts.

( Comma, Tue 5 Jul 2005, 16:39, archived)

nuns are allowed bumsex aren't they?

( Jadeviper was still alive on, Tue 5 Jul 2005, 16:39, archived)

Are they allowed to ladywank?

( Comma, Tue 5 Jul 2005, 16:40, archived)

only with a crucifix

( glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Tue 5 Jul 2005, 16:41, archived)

you're thinking of Catholic schoolgirls
and/or The Exorcist
( Jadeviper was still alive on, Tue 5 Jul 2005, 16:42, archived)

all the time

( glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Tue 5 Jul 2005, 16:44, archived)

And Fenris
and the queen.
( Goatworrier had your mum and she was shit, Tue 5 Jul 2005, 16:44, archived)

That'd make a good kids book

( Mykeyboy A massive, salty filing cabinet, Tue 5 Jul 2005, 16:47, archived)

For bad kids

( Goatworrier had your mum and she was shit, Tue 5 Jul 2005, 16:48, archived)