i think i just fell asleep on my bed for ten minutes, after trying to find some socks.
i am pretty sure that that is what happened.
( Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 1:23, archived)

They were my socks.

( The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 1:26, archived)

i don't think you will want them back now.

( Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 1:27, archived)

I think you added starch to the last pair of socks I lent you.

( The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 1:28, archived)

only because you had

( Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 1:30, archived)

I fell asleep when I was unplugging my TV once,
Mind you, I had been drinking.
( Major Turd for tonight only, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 1:27, archived)

My dog fell asleep standing up earlier.

( Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 1:28, archived)

Pfft.
Aw.
( Major Turd for tonight only, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 1:34, archived)

He had his nuts chopped off.
The drugs make him funny.
( Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 1:35, archived)

probably an old english sleepdog

( scott,, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 1:39, archived)

or a miniature schnoozer

( scott,, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 1:40, archived)

You should be ashamed.

( Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 1:53, archived)