this morning i grated my fingerskin with a cheesegrater.

( sleepybinky, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 10:02, archived)

better finger than fore

(Bazongaloid, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 10:02, archived)

i dont have one of them

( sleepybinky, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 10:03, archived)

not even in the back of the cupboard?
they keep for ages.
(Bazongaloid, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 10:06, archived)

Good work, petal.

( baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 10:03, archived)

I brought a knife down on my finger last night
it's OK though, I stopped just before I cut myself deeply.
( SuperMatt, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 10:11, archived)

i got stabbed in the pad by a vicious cat this morning.
it's quite deep.

i mean of course pad on my finger. i dont really know the right word.
( sleepybinky, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 10:12, archived)

fingertip?

( SuperMatt, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 10:13, archived)

well that would mean the end of it, in my book
whereas this is the fleshy pad.
( sleepybinky, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 10:13, archived)