A bird in the ham is worth George W. Bush.

( baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 9:55, archived)

I LIKE IT.

( sleepybinky, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 9:56, archived)

A rolling pin blugeons Kate Moss.

( baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 9:57, archived)

this morning i grated my fingerskin with a cheesegrater.

( sleepybinky, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 10:02, archived)

better finger than fore

(Bazongaloid, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 10:02, archived)

i dont have one of them

( sleepybinky, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 10:03, archived)

not even in the back of the cupboard?
they keep for ages.
(Bazongaloid, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 10:06, archived)

Good work, petal.

( baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 10:03, archived)

I brought a knife down on my finger last night
it's OK though, I stopped just before I cut myself deeply.
( SuperMatt, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 10:11, archived)

i got stabbed in the pad by a vicious cat this morning.
it's quite deep.

i mean of course pad on my finger. i dont really know the right word.
( sleepybinky, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 10:12, archived)

fingertip?

( SuperMatt, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 10:13, archived)

well that would mean the end of it, in my book
whereas this is the fleshy pad.
( sleepybinky, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 10:13, archived)

this makes little sense but I like it.
What happened to the /talk board? Is the sunshine driving everyone mad?
( spangolin - the odds are good but the goods are odd, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 9:56, archived)

BLAH! BLOO BLOOO BLOO! BLA BLA! BLOO BLOO BLOO!

( Theoban What of it, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 9:57, archived)

I have no idea, ever since 9ish people have been going loopy.

(PsychoChomp, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 9:57, archived)

AAWWWOOOOOP! AAAWWWOOOOOOOP! AAAAWWOOOOOOP!

( Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 9:59, archived)

A stinking time saves Nine-Eleven.

( baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 9:59, archived)

fuck your fucking podcast man
fuck it right in the fucking ear with a fucking cactus
( Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 10:01, archived)

GOOD ISN'T IT.

( baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 10:02, archived)

it's FUCKING SHITWANK

( Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 10:03, archived)

Are we both talking about this:
baldmonkeystuff.blogspot.com/
I AGREE. IT IS THE BEST THING TO HAPPEN TO EARS SINCE SUPERMATT LEARNED HOW TO RAPE VAGINAS
( baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 10:04, archived)

I LIKE KITTEN SKITTLES.

( sleepybinky, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 10:06, archived)

it's depressing
you could actually do something vaguely funny on the internet

but you just keep doing worthless shit, give it up
( Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 10:07, archived)

NO.
NOT UNTIL YOU EXPLAIN IN DETAIL HOW TO DO SOMETHING VAGUELY FUNNY ON THE INTERNET.
( baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 10:08, archived)

just nick someone else's idea
and draw tits and a fanny on it
( Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 10:10, archived)

and a big furry tail OH YEAH gmtrfh.

( sleepybinky, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 10:12, archived)

NO
also: NO
( Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 10:14, archived)

aww yeah fluffy horn.

( sleepybinky, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 10:16, archived)

haha

( spangolin - the odds are good but the goods are odd, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 10:30, archived)

in the sims i give my characters cat-ear hats

( sleepybinky, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 10:36, archived)

and in little big planet i dress him as a bunny or a lion.

( sleepybinky, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 10:36, archived)

and in oblivion i played as a khajit

( sleepybinky, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 10:39, archived)

AND i own a bunnyear sweater dress and a cat hat.
YEAH FLUFFY BINKY.
( sleepybinky, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 10:42, archived)

www.b3ta.cr3ation.co.uk/data/jpg/4068.idea.jpg
( baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 10:14, archived)

it's better than a podcast
but still painfully shit and rubbish
( Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 10:17, archived)

You are no help.

( baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 10:18, archived)

the five minutes you've been talking to me is five minutes you've not been making worthless podcasts
I see this as a valuable public service
( Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 10:20, archived)

when you say "driving"
...
( Batsgirl, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 9:58, archived)

I'm turned normal and boring.
gnyessssssssss.

*wears tweed*
( Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 10:12, archived)

Are you not back on your pills yet?
I still think we should find someone to make this happen.
www.b3ta.com/talk/6179299
( Maffers I flow kinda strange like Spina Bifida footprints, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 9:59, archived)

Like the bell on a chinese cock.

( baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 10:01, archived)

One in the hand is worth two in Kate Bush.

( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 10:04, archived)

FAMILY FORTUNES FAVOURS THE BEREAVED.

( baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 10:05, archived)

this place badly needs some bingo

( mongychops, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 10:06, archived)

Don't fuck a miffed horse in the mouth.

( RR I love you ... in a way, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 10:07, archived)

RED CROCKY

( sleepybinky, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 10:08, archived)

SLINKYBEEPY

( RR I love you ... in a way, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 10:09, archived)

*bites your face*

( sleepybinky, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 10:10, archived)

*pinches your earlobes*
you never replied to my gaz
( RR I love you ... in a way, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 10:12, archived)

GAZ eh
*goes to check*
( sleepybinky, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 10:13, archived)

HAPPY NOW?

( sleepybinky, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 10:16, archived)

*tickles chin*
yes.
( RR I love you ... in a way, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 10:20, archived)

:DDDDDDDDDD

( sleepybinky, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 10:21, archived)

YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEES.

( baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 10:09, archived)

Every crowd is a self-aligning.

( Flapjack I spay a little mare for you, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 10:10, archived)

Between the Dunhill and the PVC

( baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 10:12, archived)

Many hands make frights lurk.

( Flapjack I spay a little mare for you, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 10:15, archived)

Don't put Norman Clegg in one basket.

( baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 10:17, archived)

A late hearse bans death

( RR I love you ... in a way, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 10:19, archived)

Abcess makes the part go yonder

( RR I love you ... in a way, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 10:16, archived)

Charing Cross begins at home.

( baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 10:18, archived)