I'm sure some reference to being too fat to fit through doors
would be appropriate here. But I wouldn't stoop that low. My beer gut gets in the way too much.
(Bazongaloid, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 14:58, archived)

I was expecting it, to be fair.
I have scarred eardrums, I just fall to the side sometimes for no reason when getting up. Even when sober.
( Esme Weatherwax I swear on my tash it's daycent hash, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 15:01, archived)

did you clean them too hard
with cotton buds?
(Bazongaloid, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 15:01, archived)

No, about three years ago I had chronic ear infections for about eight months.
With all the hoovering out and cleaning they did, they are now scarred a bit.
( Esme Weatherwax I swear on my tash it's daycent hash, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 15:02, archived)

Earsex

( OneSullenBrit *air sandwiches*, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 15:03, archived)