That's boringly unconspiricy-theory-ish
I say he's been kidnapped by a roaming band of Off Topicers, who want to keep him in case he wins next week's QOTW
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Theoban What of it, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 15:09,
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OH DOUBLE R!
You're always a champion of intelligence!
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Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Tue 2 Jun 2009, 15:11,
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*taps nose*
*eyeholes in newspaper*
*russian femme fatale party*
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RR I love you ... in a way, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 15:12,
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