Has anyone been to court as a witness?
They asked me if I had any holidays booked in the next six months which I haven't.
( Boris Johnson's Press Secretary, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 16:56, archived)

Looks like you have no excuse to get out of it
Have fun :)
( SuperMatt, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 16:57, archived)

I heard you get lunch paid for so I might go for it

( Boris Johnson's Press Secretary, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 16:58, archived)

Nope. I've done jury service though.
It was fairly boring, apart from when someone who was in his early 30s thought I, the 21 year old Captain as I was at the time, was older than him.

Weirdo.
( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 16:57, archived)

DG thinks I'm older than him
but I think he's a bit simple
(PsychoChomp, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 16:59, archived)

When you look like that though, it doesn't really matter.

( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 17:03, archived)

Did you sentence them to a good flogging?

( Theoban What of it, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 17:01, archived)

Jehovas ?

( Goatworrier had your mum and she was shit, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 16:58, archived)