Me and your missus were talking ALL about you on Saturday night, I know ALL about you :)

( Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 16:58, archived)

It would be more interesting
if you'd shagged her.
( Goatworrier had your mum and she was shit, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 16:58, archived)

She punched me in the gut. I like to think that means that we've practicially been married for 12 years

( Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 17:01, archived)

She was probably aiming for your helmet
I know I would have been.
( Goatworrier had your mum and she was shit, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 17:02, archived)

If you punched my helmet it would have blorped about like a netball stuck in the gutters at school
You probably would cry afterwards, due to my helmetmight.
( Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 17:04, archived)

You underestimate my helmet-wrangling experience young man

( Goatworrier had your mum and she was shit, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 17:04, archived)

HELMET-OFF!
*charges with soft-on*
( Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 17:10, archived)