I am Simon Pegg

( Goatworrier had your mum and she was shit, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 17:09, archived)

nah nah nah nah nah,
nah nah,
nah
nah
nah.
(King Baby Duck more than a ceiling, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 17:10, archived)

Alright then
I'm actually James Corden
( Goatworrier had your mum and she was shit, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 17:11, archived)

Phwoar.
Run or change the lie.
( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 17:11, archived)

*jiggles belly suggestively*
*flaunts complete lack of talent on national TV*
( Goatworrier had your mum and she was shit, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 17:12, archived)

I can't help it. The boy would be thin once I'd finished with him.

( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 17:13, archived)

Would you fuck some talent and humility into him ?

( Goatworrier had your mum and she was shit, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 17:13, archived)

I haven't got a nozzle, you'd have to do that bit.

( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 17:15, archived)