by wanking furiously?

( SuperMatt, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 17:56, archived)

I'm not much for wanking in public Mathew,
I think that may go some way to explaining your reputation.
(PsychoChomp, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 17:57, archived)

I can't help it if my hands accidentally brush my massive lob-on

( SuperMatt, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 17:58, archived)

I brushed it by accident too...
and then I put it in.
( Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 17:59, archived)

and on that bombshell
I think I should head home.
(PsychoChomp, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 17:59, archived)

Oh shit, you're right.
HOME TIME!
( SuperMatt, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 18:00, archived)

WHAPPLE time

( Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 18:08, archived)