Who'd you like to see front JMGTV's prime time chat show?
Who's our Jonathon Ross?
Important, fictional decisions on the internet.
( Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Tue 2 Jun 2009, 17:44, archived)

I could do it,
I'm wearing a suit today and everything.
(PsychoChomp, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 17:45, archived)

donkey gums
with friz as the house band
( Lightguy hail satan, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 17:45, archived)

FUCK OFF.
FUCKING ME.
( baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 17:52, archived)

FAILOVISION :-(

( Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 17:53, archived)

DAAAAAAVE
i nominated you
( BILL DOOR - MOON-MASTER, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 17:59, archived)

um, what for?
edit: just saw.
( Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 18:00, archived)

to be /talk's Jonathon Ross
only not shit
( BILL DOOR - MOON-MASTER, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 18:01, archived)

I might have to pass it up to allow the very talented Parfuss Snow to take charge.
He's a brilliant host.
( Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 18:03, archived)

Damn
we should get Rathen in too. UPSET EVERYONE lol!!11
( BILL DOOR - MOON-MASTER, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 18:04, archived)

why would donkey gums be fucking you?

( Lightguy hail satan, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 17:54, archived)

It would be like me trying to escape a sticky duvet.

( Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 18:03, archived)

JMG, peace be upon him.

( mike woz ere 7442200 & 7696970 getter, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 17:45, archived)

hallelujah

( Lightguy hail satan, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 17:47, archived)

JMG hu'akbar! *fires gun in air*

( moohalaa, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 18:06, archived)

You know, that's not a shabby idea
Maybe someone should interview all the less dull b3tans, and record it for all to hear.
( SuperMatt, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 17:45, archived)

Gotta be someone with CHARISMA, which limits it to about 3 b3tans.

( SuperMatt, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 17:45, archived)

Who shall I interview first?

( Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 17:47, archived)

I don't know
but I think it should lead up to the inevitable climax - interviewing JMG
( SuperMatt, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 17:49, archived)

Me you could make jokes about my age.

(PsychoChomp, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 17:49, archived)

An excellent place to start.
I'll organise the tech so that we can record it.
( SuperMatt, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 17:51, archived)

You can be my epic producer, like a double team of coolness.

( Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 17:51, archived)

Does that mean I can put in the comedy sound effects?

( SuperMatt, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 17:52, archived)

shhh! don't give it all away! course.
( Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 17:55, archived)

So, Roarrreeeeee...How does i feel to be the first 25 year old to be offered retirement...JUST because of your looks? hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm?

Don't answer yet, we'll be right back after this mander break *gets fanny gushed on*
( Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 17:51, archived)

This will be awesome!

( SuperMatt, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 17:52, archived)

I only respond to pre approved questions
through lawyers.
(PsychoChomp, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 17:53, archived)

are you ok with me getting gushed on?

( Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 17:54, archived)

I'll try to contain my jealous rage.

(PsychoChomp, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 17:55, archived)

by wanking furiously?

( SuperMatt, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 17:56, archived)

I'm not much for wanking in public Mathew,
I think that may go some way to explaining your reputation.
(PsychoChomp, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 17:57, archived)

I can't help it if my hands accidentally brush my massive lob-on

( SuperMatt, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 17:58, archived)

I brushed it by accident too...
and then I put it in.
( Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 17:59, archived)

and on that bombshell
I think I should head home.
(PsychoChomp, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 17:59, archived)

Oh shit, you're right.
HOME TIME!
( SuperMatt, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 18:00, archived)

WHAPPLE time

( Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 18:08, archived)

lawyers hand puppets
( Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 17:54, archived)

Mike Neville

( Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 17:46, archived)

Man pet!

( Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Tue 2 Jun 2009, 17:46, archived)

*Firm handshakes*

( Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Tue 2 Jun 2009, 17:46, archived)

I think that Bud should front it.
His no-prisoners approach to interviewing wold bring in a viewing public raised on 'bear-pit' TV.
( Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 17:47, archived)

I'd like to see him take some popular celebrities by force.
Plus, the letters sent in to "Points of View Like" should be interesting.
( Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Tue 2 Jun 2009, 17:49, archived)

'Dear JMGTV..
'why oh why oh why did you let Bud **** down ********'s *******?
I bet Badger put him up to it by passing on **********'s *********.
Yours,
U.P. SETT
Abdereenshire'.
( Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 17:53, archived)

Dear JMG
FUCK ME IN MY SPASTIC COLON.
Yours,
Deborah Harry
( baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 17:53, archived)

NOT THIS AGAIN!
:((((((((((((((((((((
( Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Tue 2 Jun 2009, 18:04, archived)

I've got a voice like liquid velvet
and a visible jawline.
( Undulating Tentacles of Love getting fun down to acceptable levels, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 17:48, archived)

I nominate DAVE TROUSER!

( BILL DOOR - MOON-MASTER, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 17:58, archived)

OH NOW I SEE

( Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 18:00, archived)

I'd have to be in character, as Mr Jimz.

( Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 18:01, archived)

Oh yes
with Dekion as your stand in
( BILL DOOR - MOON-MASTER, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 18:02, archived)