Apparently he spluffs before its even inside

( Mykeyboy A massive, salty filing cabinet, Tue 5 Jul 2005, 18:32, archived)

That's a sign of appreciation

( Benny Tied To A Tree As much use as Anne Frank's drumkit, Tue 5 Jul 2005, 18:34, archived)

zactly
a fitting homage to the power of womanhood
( Jadeviper was still alive on, Tue 5 Jul 2005, 18:35, archived)

Exactly...
*spluffs thinking about you*
( Benny Tied To A Tree As much use as Anne Frank's drumkit, Tue 5 Jul 2005, 18:43, archived)

quite bloody right too

( Jadeviper was still alive on, Tue 5 Jul 2005, 18:45, archived)

that's not always a bad thing
and it just means he'll last longer next time
( Jadeviper was still alive on, Tue 5 Jul 2005, 18:35, archived)