Badger used to dread this time of year when he worked on the burns unit.
Constant streams of thick Essex girls with burnt tits smelling of bacon can put you right off a fried breakfast.
( Wicca'd Witch needs ideas for a new sig on..., Tue 2 Jun 2009, 20:24, archived)

I've seen a good few spastics with the arms and shoulders burned off themselves already.
It looks fucking ming, how can they think it looks good.
( Esme Weatherwax I swear on my tash it's daycent hash, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 20:25, archived)

Same with people who use sunbeds.
I cannot fucking understand it.
( Wicca'd Witch needs ideas for a new sig on..., Tue 2 Jun 2009, 20:26, archived)

Wankers.
BURN THEM, BURN THEM ALL!
( Esme Weatherwax I swear on my tash it's daycent hash, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 20:31, archived)

I bet it didn't put him off applying the burn cream.

( Druid, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 20:25, archived)

He's only human.

( Wicca'd Witch needs ideas for a new sig on..., Tue 2 Jun 2009, 20:26, archived)

god, what do they do,
cover themselves in vegetable oil?
( Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 20:30, archived)

Olive oil! Get it right!

( Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 20:31, archived)

Well I don't know, do I?
I don't do anything so daft.
Mind you, my shoulders are a bit sore after being out in it on Sunday.
( Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 20:32, archived)