Thats the money I use to buy condoms from the vending machines in public toilets

( turb0t, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 10:05, archived)

Yeah right.
And Sherlock Holmes is a block of flats.
( Captn Hood-Butter is not dead yet., Wed 3 Jun 2009, 10:07, archived)

"A lemon entry my dear Watson"
Holmes said, as shoved a citrus fruit up his arse.
( turb0t, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 10:08, archived)

Have you seen the trailer for the new Holmes movie?
Horrible, horrible, Thrice: horrible.
( magnum, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 10:12, archived)

Was it an orange?

( Captn Hood-Butter is not dead yet., Wed 3 Jun 2009, 10:15, archived)

its was a clockwork one.

( turb0t, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 10:17, archived)

He could also have said "Alimentary, My Dear Watson" for the same activity.

( FoldsFive, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 10:15, archived)