Evolution? I'll not have you peddling that Satanic filth around here, m'boy
Why don't you have a chimp round for tea then if they're part of the family? EH?
( Theoban What of it, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 11:21, archived)

Fundies Say The Darndest Things
[Replying to 'as for not seeing evolution it takes several million years... incase you missed that memo...']

several million years for a monkey to turn into a man. oh wait thats right. monkeys dont live several million years.

From www.fstdt.com/fundies/top100.aspx?archive=1
( LimeyTreat Bitch. Lover. Child. Mother. Sinner. Saint., Wed 3 Jun 2009, 11:26, archived)

Hah, I like the idea of the Eternal Chimp

( Theoban What of it, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 11:28, archived)