Or you could spend your money on something cheaper, but does the job just as effectively, thus leaving you spare money for a rainy day

( SuperMatt, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 11:46, archived)

You could say that about anything though.
Why buy a house? You could live in a tent in the park for much less, and you can take it with you when you go to work.
( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 11:48, archived)

But Lush stuff gives girls glittery tits.
which adds 10% which makes bewbies 110% awesome.

Apart from when you wake up and you've got glitter in your chest hair that just WONT. FUCK. OFF!
( Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 11:50, archived)

Never been a fan of glitter.
Except shoes. Glittery shoes = excellent.
( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 11:51, archived)

Yeah but you can get other cosmetics to give you gittery tits.
I speak from experience. The Lush glittery stuff doesn't come off for AGES.
( Blue Star was working part time at the 5 and Dime, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 11:53, archived)

I used to work there and would come home covered in glitter
fucking hate glitter now.
( fuck shit up the best you never had, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 12:04, archived)