Arghhh
What do I buy from Lush? There's too much to choose from. Do I buy haircare or some foot spa treatments? Or blow my funds on bath bombs? Argghh.

You may return to your various businesses.
( Bats, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 11:29, archived)

I don't know, per say , what they sell
but it all smells lovely.
(thediscokingpin, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 11:30, archived)

FACE MASKS
They have a chocolate one at the moment.
( Esme Weatherwax I swear on my tash it's daycent hash, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 11:31, archived)

Not Cupcake?
They've had that one for ages, it smells divine. Don't lick your lips when you have it on. It made me do a :( face.
( Bats, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 11:32, archived)

a chocolate face mask?
from the Tasty Gimp range?
(thediscokingpin, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 11:33, archived)

I spend about £40-70 a month at Lush, they're bloody addictive.
Plus I haven't tried everything yet.
( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 11:32, archived)

Jesus.
About £600 a year is a lot of soaps.
(thediscokingpin, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 11:34, archived)

It's not just soap.

( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 11:35, archived)

Soap and skin related products then.
£600 still seems a lot. The smell alone probably justifies it though.

the first Lush I ever saw was in Buchanan St in Glasgow, and I genuinely thought the bars in the window were some kind of fudge/nougat/chocolate things.

Boy, did I get a shock!
(thediscokingpin, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 11:40, archived)

And hair stuff and stuff for the wife.

( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 11:41, archived)

Sounds like she has a lot of hair.

( TonyUNDERSCORE from the Internet, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 11:43, archived)

He does, he's got dreads down to just past his arse
but he uses knotty boy stuff on that.
( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 11:46, archived)

Buy their soap that smells of earth
I like that one

Then send it to me so I have nice soap.
( Theoban What of it, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 11:32, archived)

Mudflats?

( Bats, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 11:32, archived)

I dunno, not been there for three years
Ah, it was Waylander Rhassoul.
( Theoban What of it, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 11:35, archived)

I adore that stuff.
It was so satisfying to use, it made my skin all glowy :D
( Bats, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 11:38, archived)

I just liked the exfoliation and the smell
...

I really need to hand in my testicles now, I don't think I need them anymore.
( Theoban What of it, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 11:39, archived)

They discontinued it a while ago
but mudflats is a close second
( fuck shit up the best you never had, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 12:03, archived)

meh

( spangolin - the odds are good but the goods are odd, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 11:32, archived)

this

(PsychoChomp, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 11:37, archived)

this again.

( Jobe, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 11:48, archived)

and again

( thealternativefact, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 11:49, archived)

Haircare.
Lush shampoos are the best.

Have you tried Oatifix? Vanilla Dee-Lite is amazing too as are the new scrubs.
( LimeyTreat Bitch. Lover. Child. Mother. Sinner. Saint., Wed 3 Jun 2009, 11:33, archived)

The new sugar scrubs? OH YES.
I prefer the smell of the white one, but the green one's proper good.
( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 11:34, archived)

I love the smell of the white one.
The green one gave me actual cuts and scratches, I think I was a bit overenthusiastic.

The new Dark Angels cleanser is AMAZING. And the best ever sunscreen ever is Ultralight.
( LimeyTreat Bitch. Lover. Child. Mother. Sinner. Saint., Wed 3 Jun 2009, 11:35, archived)

The manwife's using dark angels at the moment.
I used angels on bare skin, god I love it so much. I have to use quite high spf, so I've never used ultralight.
( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 11:36, archived)

Dark Angel is gorgeous.
I like the way it was originally Hell's Angels and they had to change it with all the copyright issues.
( Bats, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 11:39, archived)

I thought I'd imagined that it was called something different for a bit.

( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 11:39, archived)

I have to really try hard to stop myself using it every day cos it's so harsh.
I use Angels On Bare Skin or Coalface on non scrub days.
( LimeyTreat Bitch. Lover. Child. Mother. Sinner. Saint., Wed 3 Jun 2009, 11:40, archived)

Angels daily for me.
I use it on my decollete as well, but not for any reason other than 'ooh this stuff is lovely'
( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 11:41, archived)

Omg omg omg are they as amazing as they look?
I want to buy both. I'd forgotten about those. I should imagine they're like the sugar lip scrub B Never do, except more practical.
( Bats, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 11:36, archived)

They're WIN.
Seriously.
( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 11:36, archived)

The B lip scrub is bollocks.
YOU DON'T NEED TO SCRUB YOUR LIPS.

But the sugar scrubs are deeeelish.
( LimeyTreat Bitch. Lover. Child. Mother. Sinner. Saint., Wed 3 Jun 2009, 11:39, archived)

I do a little scrub each night on mine with my toothbrush, before I put my lip balm* on.
I probably don't need to, you're right, but I always do.


*lip service. Best thing ever.
( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 11:40, archived)

OMG! They've got rid of the Reincarnate shampoo.
Nuuuu. This makes me go :(( and then :( some more. What do I used for coloured hair now?
( Bats, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 11:44, archived)

I've got coloured hair
and i use gentle lentil (lush retro) and trichomania.
( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 11:46, archived)

I do that too.
Whenever I brush my teeth, I brush my lips too. I read it in Just 17 years ago.
( Blue Star was working part time at the 5 and Dime, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 11:44, archived)

That'll probably be where I got it from
there or More. Ah, More, with their 'sexual position of the month'.
( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 11:47, archived)

hahaha!
Does it fucking matter?

People who smell of that stuff tend to smell horrible, always too much.
( GrandmaOfShoes, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 11:33, archived)

I am happy to smell horrible, then.
*smells of that Vanillary perfume from Lush, it's lovely*
( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 11:35, archived)

Because you stink.

( Mykeyboy A massive, salty filing cabinet, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 11:33, archived)

bath bombs make my skin peel off
but my skellington smells yummy afterwards

I don't like the soaps because they all look like things I want to eat and create much bathtime confusion.

I don't require footspa because my feet are lovely

as for haircare, well, it makes my hair go all 70s

Face masks are always a good bet though
( VampireMonkeyOnSpeed a super sexy sexual sex terrorist sex, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 11:33, archived)

speaking for myself here only but i couldn't care less about you or what you buy from lush you tedious bitch

( mongychops, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 11:35, archived)

Stop trying to compete with me for being /talks top forum bully:(
Terrible upset!
( Mykeyboy A massive, salty filing cabinet, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 11:37, archived)

Bath bombs?
"Arrrrrrrrrrgh a bomb"

kaBOOOOOOOOM

"oh, I'm a bit wet"
( broadsword, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 11:36, archived)

They are the gayest type of bombs

(PsychoChomp, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 11:43, archived)

ooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooohgetyou
( broadsword, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 11:50, archived)

I've never bought stuff from Lush.
People buy it for me. Probably trying to tell me something...
( Blue Star was working part time at the 5 and Dime, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 11:37, archived)

No doubt trying to tell you that you may enjoy their array of products.

( Mykeyboy A massive, salty filing cabinet, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 11:38, archived)

Maybe.
That or that I stink. Which I don't. I think I've been into a Lush once. TRUE FACT.
( Blue Star was working part time at the 5 and Dime, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 11:42, archived)

I cant believe how much they get away with charging

( Mykeyboy A massive, salty filing cabinet, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 11:43, archived)

I know.
You can smell the shop when you're down the other end of the precinct here. It's a proper headache inducing smell too.
( Blue Star was working part time at the 5 and Dime, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 11:50, archived)

YES
I like [PRODUCT], it smells like [FOOD]
( Derpasaurus DOG FARTS, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 11:38, archived)

Or you could spend your money on something cheaper, but does the job just as effectively, thus leaving you spare money for a rainy day

( SuperMatt, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 11:46, archived)

You could say that about anything though.
Why buy a house? You could live in a tent in the park for much less, and you can take it with you when you go to work.
( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 11:48, archived)

But Lush stuff gives girls glittery tits.
which adds 10% which makes bewbies 110% awesome.

Apart from when you wake up and you've got glitter in your chest hair that just WONT. FUCK. OFF!
( Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 11:50, archived)

Never been a fan of glitter.
Except shoes. Glittery shoes = excellent.
( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 11:51, archived)

Yeah but you can get other cosmetics to give you gittery tits.
I speak from experience. The Lush glittery stuff doesn't come off for AGES.
( Blue Star was working part time at the 5 and Dime, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 11:53, archived)

I used to work there and would come home covered in glitter
fucking hate glitter now.
( fuck shit up the best you never had, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 12:04, archived)

I had a lush disaster the other day
I went into my lush box only to find I only have bubble bars and no bombs left :(

I must go to leeds
( Mrs Sp@m, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 11:51, archived)