Who needs weaponry?
I can easily beat a bear to death with my penis.
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 11:55, archived)

You've mentioned this a few times.
I'd like to see this.
( Blue Star was working part time at the 5 and Dime, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 11:57, archived)

I bet you would.

( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 11:59, archived)

Purely for sport
you understand.
( Blue Star was working part time at the 5 and Dime, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 12:00, archived)

It's not sport
the bear doesn't even have a chance. It's slaughter.
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 12:01, archived)

Ha ha ha.
Hello. What do you know?
( Blue Star was working part time at the 5 and Dime, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 12:03, archived)

what do I know about what?

( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 12:05, archived)

It's just a 'hi, how are you' sort of what do you know.
Not a 'do you know omgossip about [boy b3tan] and [girl b3tan]'
( Blue Star was working part time at the 5 and Dime, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 12:07, archived)

oh, I see.
I'm fine cheers, you?

OMG like JMG totally touched Esme in the Dole !!1111!!1 (am I doing this right?)
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 12:10, archived)

Better thanks.
My heads been in the shed the past couple of days, but I'm alright now ta.

OMG like moohalaa totally bummed erasty up the bot bot!111!!oneeleven (I think so, gossip isn't my forte really).
( Blue Star was working part time at the 5 and Dime, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 12:16, archived)

LIAR

( RR I love you ... in a way, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 12:40, archived)