Never mind all this information
tell us about how much she cried when you fucked her and how you forced it up her shitter when she wasn't looking.
( Goatworrier had your mum and she was shit, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 14:50, archived)

she's mad in the bedroom
MAD I TELLS YER

seriously i've met someone more perverted and dirty than me
( SickRik float like a camembert sting like a brie, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 14:53, archived)

+dy

( Goatworrier had your mum and she was shit, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 14:54, archived)

:-D

( Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 14:58, archived)

oh man you are the most sexually active and handsome pulling machine
who has ever had sex with hundreds of supermodels all at the same time in a bubble bath or something yeah yeah awesome sex yeah!
( Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 14:56, archived)

Shush now, dead man walking.

( Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 14:59, archived)

He's shit
but I'd rather be Sikrik than have cancer
( Goatworrier had your mum and she was shit, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 15:04, archived)

that is actually a good point.
apparantly i'm going to have trouble even going to the shops in a couple of weeks.
better stock up on bog roll.
( Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 15:05, archived)