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this excites me sexually
www.thebrunomovie.com/bruno-movie/bruno-movie-trailer-2/
(I helped save b3ta! SickRik float like a camembert sting like a brie, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 14:42, archived)
NOT ME IT DOESNT

(I helped save b3ta! sleepybinky, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 14:43, archived)
HELLO RIK
Tell us a story!
(I helped save b3ta! Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 14:43, archived)
i'M HAVING FEELINGS FOR A GIRL AKIN TO THE ONES I HAD ABOUT MY EX ALL THOSE YEARS AGO WHEN I FIRST JOINED B3TA
she's one of my photographer mate's models and might be coming back up on friday. we had the LOLSICKRIKSEX etc.. but I actually want to see her again and she said she likes me. the amazing five days we had together highlighted how dour and boring my life has become. she has fake boobers (nice ones) and is a BRUMMIE
(I helped save b3ta! SickRik float like a camembert sting like a brie, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 14:47, archived)
a brummie?
you fucking sicko
(Goatse not a comedy account, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 14:49, archived)
she's ACE

(I helped save b3ta! SickRik float like a camembert sting like a brie, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 14:49, archived)
Never mind all this information
tell us about how much she cried when you fucked her and how you forced it up her shitter when she wasn't looking.
(I helped save b3ta! Goatworrier had your mum and she was shit, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 14:50, archived)
she's mad in the bedroom
MAD I TELLS YER

seriously i've met someone more perverted and dirty than me
(I helped save b3ta! SickRik float like a camembert sting like a brie, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 14:53, archived)
+dy

(I helped save b3ta! Goatworrier had your mum and she was shit, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 14:54, archived)
:-D

(I helped save b3ta! Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 14:58, archived)
oh man you are the most sexually active and handsome pulling machine
who has ever had sex with hundreds of supermodels all at the same time in a bubble bath or something yeah yeah awesome sex yeah!
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 14:56, archived)
Shush now, dead man walking.

(I helped save b3ta! Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 14:59, archived)
He's shit
but I'd rather be Sikrik than have cancer
(I helped save b3ta! Goatworrier had your mum and she was shit, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 15:04, archived)
that is actually a good point.
apparantly i'm going to have trouble even going to the shops in a couple of weeks.
better stock up on bog roll.
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 15:05, archived)
Thanks Rik!
I look forward to your next adventure!
(I helped save b3ta! Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 14:51, archived)
and things couldn't be better!
this is one fine life
this in one fine wine
this is one fine wife
this is on fine lie
(I helped save b3ta! GrandmaOfShoes, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 14:43, archived)
also, I don't hold great hope for this one.

(I helped save b3ta! GrandmaOfShoes, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 14:46, archived)
There's a surprise.

(I helped save b3ta! Esme Weatherwax I swear on my tash it's daycent hash, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 14:44, archived)
Didn't Eminem get a bit upset about him?

(I helped save b3ta! broadsword, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 14:46, archived)
It was revealed as a set up
Although pretty convincing on Eminemenems part.
(I helped save b3ta! magnum, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 14:47, archived)
apparently it was rehearsed
but they didnt tell him just how nude sacha baron cohen was going to be.. he wasnt upset with the stunt, just with getting that much manarse stuffed into his face.
(I helped save b3ta! Azra3l Lubrication Persuasion and Brute Force ™, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 14:50, archived)
Hairy muff

(I helped save b3ta! broadsword, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 14:52, archived)
it was rehearsed apparently, so... no, not really.

(I helped save b3ta! GrandmaOfShoes, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 14:47, archived)
I really hope Gobbo is lying about the cancer thingy :(

(I helped save b3ta! Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 14:46, archived)
NOW IS THE TIME TO WEED THEM OUT

(I helped save b3ta! Goatworrier had your mum and she was shit, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 14:47, archived)
i know not the context but agree

(I helped save b3ta! SickRik float like a camembert sting like a brie, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 14:49, archived)
When is he due to die?

(I helped save b3ta! Mykeyboy A massive, salty filing cabinet, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 14:51, archived)
180-or so days

(__, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 15:01, archived)
Me too,
but chances are someone on here's going to get cancer of one sort or another.
(PsychoChomp, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 14:54, archived)
Yes
and if any of us got cancer, the first thing we'd do is tell everyone on here. that's the classy way to deal with a terminal illness.
(I helped save b3ta! Goatworrier had your mum and she was shit, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 14:56, archived)
I've got AIDS
Sympathy please.
(I helped save b3ta! Mykeyboy A massive, salty filing cabinet, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 14:57, archived)
You wouldn't get sympathy if you were thin, you cunt.

(I helped save b3ta! Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 14:59, archived)
I'd probably tell you lot,

(PsychoChomp, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 15:05, archived)
what makes you think it was the first thing i did?

(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 13:25, archived)
yeah but not lovely gobbo, oh god why him, why not one of the shit needy b3tans, please god take a dull fucker next time

(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 15:01, archived)

this anything
(I helped save b3ta! Goatworrier had your mum and she was shit, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 14:47, archived)